little ball of scruff
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
no spoons a good spoon without a boner
"hey what’s the date?"
THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME
I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE DING DONG DANGIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
DING DONG DANGIT
Life is funny like that. Just when one door closes, a million others open and take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHEN THE FUCK DID HE EVEN. WAIT. HOLD ON A DAMN SECOND. WHAT THE FUCK. I DIDNT EVEN. I JUST. I’M. THE FUCK tho.